night-of-the-boinker:

yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

These women are my heroes/heroines…this shit is awesome.

OMFG. I want to meet these ladies…. they’d be crack-up as!!!

BLACK CATTTTSSSSSSSS! <3<3

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night-of-the-boinker:

Not having a drink together?! Oh my god!! :O

Thank god they werent having lunch together because that would probably mean they were engaged or some shit.

Jesus…. 

What they failed to mention is that there was a party that he attended at the Chateau Marmont on that night….it wasnt some intimate encounter if a shit load of people were there.

HOLY SHIT, JARED LETO IS NEAR SOMEONE OF THE OTHER GENDER. CALL 911.

Shit, I must be the biggest slut out if having a drink with a guy constitutes dating….

mom: you’re beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom’s friends: wow, she’s flawless!
friends: you’re so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

Yeah, pretty much me. FML.

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LOL

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Oh, why hello there mr.

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themindofrandy:

The Holstee Manifesto

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LOL SHAAAAAAAME….

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secondtobreathe:

fightingfor-nothing:

staringontheedgeofsafe:

restoremyfateinthese:

azaleadalen:

iamthewalrustoned:

The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat  and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.

MOTHER OF GOD

HOLY SHIT THAT IS PERSON SIZED.

VAMPIRE!

^^^

NO ME GUSTA. BAD FLYING FOX.

HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THIS IS ADORABLE? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT IT <333

FUCK. Imagine *THAT* flyin’ at you?!!! FUCKKKKKK.

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xmdctrue:

50 photos of 30 Seconds To Mars: 9/50

never seen this one before….

 Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker

I’m real friendly, fuckers 

i am the friendliest cunt you’ll ever talk to. 

Its not like I’ll cut your balls off and make you eat them at first sight guys
But u kno thats just me

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